Jaguar Mark ll (Morse's car)
It's surprising really that for such mundane tasks as transporting oneself from A to B and back they've designed such spiffy little gadgets as the ones shown above and below.
Emma Peel with her Lotus Elan
Whereas when we enter into the exciting world of hedge trimming we're fobbed off with this.
Trimming hedges can be so very exhilarating, especially when you grow hedges like this,
So really, such a dull and lame looking piece of garden equipment most certainly will not do. Nah, we need something a little bit more exciting than a snorefest. So, as a designer, I've come up with a much better designed hedge trimmer than the sad trimming affair shown above.
Very, very much better.
Spectacular in fact.
And so handy.
Not to mention decorative.
Guaranteed to put the fun back into hedge trimming!
Pure adamantium, baby!
Yep, my hedge trimmer will sent the sparks flying in the heady and fascinating world of hedge trimmer design!
And once you're done trimming, my fantabulous design scrubs up nicely too so you don't have to hide it in the deepest, darkest corner of your garden shed but can instead stick it in the hallway where it will look all nice and decorative with a tray of drinks to meet and greet your guests.
And because I'm a brilliant designer (and modest about it too) I've designed it so that it's a multi purpose garden gadget. When it's not in use as a hedge trimmer or drinks stand or whatever else you might like to do with it (I'm sure you can think of a few things), it's also great to use as a water feature.
And this is what it looks like when it's turned on.
So, if anyone is looking for a great designer of garden gadgets, tools and such I'm your (wo)man! And I do a mean garden too.
copyright 2009 Y.E.W. Heuzen